Revolution No.oo

Tearing maps into confetti feathers;
Smashing clocks to crystal cripples.
Tackle spacetime to it’s
Little uncoordinated knees.
Paint the chessboard perma-black or
Perma-white as you please.

Revolution should be fun
And cast in coloured fur
Or so I humbly feel.
Revolution should be fun
And when the new world comes
We’ll be too drugged to care.

Revolt disguised as meek wee pageant
With tombola and the pretty girls.
Insurrections dressed as village fete
Or a carnival parade.
A thing as irreconcilable as this
Demands a fresh linguistic kick:
A new vocabulary.

Revolution should be fun
New world disorder
Begun by marching bears.
Revolution should be fun.
Corrupt the young
By sex and drugs
And drugs and sex.

Revolution should be fun.
Linear time is so last year, y’hear?
Revolution should be fun.
Deride the bomb, disown your land.
Decide you’re free.
Don’t wait to be told,
Especially by me.
Become the green man.
Go free while you can.