Hypothetical Suicide Notes

GH - you're perfect and potentially the only reason I'll shitty about doing this but you've always gone along with my harebrained schemes in the past oh god I'm so sorry to be flippant right now but you know me ever the optimist just know that I love you and this is nothing to do with anybody else just an impulse I absolutely have to respect so keep smiling trucking gardening and babysitting the ogre you know I won't be far oh by the way maybe this is inappropriate but you were always so hilariously paranoid in our interactions yes I prefer boys you're not getting any grandchildren and even if you did I'd only fall in love with them when they turned fifteen shit I'm sorry whatever I guess I'm facetiously skirting around the fact that anything I say to you at this juncture will be so miserbaly inadequate I should have just drawn a weeping heart but then you would have blamed yourself for the weeping bit and you never should you only ever make people smile so deep within their souls that you surely are a saint look after my dad he's a bit fucked up but basically sweet I love you both so infinitely and bottomlessly and beyond all this fondant bullshit love you love you I love you