Sentimentoepia: Love's Miscellany.

"I thought I loved you until I realised there was nothing there to love."

"I feel used, betrayed, exploited, broken, foolish and unravelled."

"A vacuum is easiest idealised."

"Oh, how you complete me. You make my misery symmetrical."

"Selfish prick. Who's that more applicable to?"

"If the engineer is ill-disposed then the building collapses cataclysmically into dead powder."

"Please consent to me loving you."

"Am I desperate to love someone so I can legitimately love myself? No."

"Bombshell after devastating bombshell."

"Perhaps you ARE just an effigy in which I pour my faith in love. Is that pathetic or sweet or both or none?"

"Perhaps if I chilled out then the psychic terrain would be less tortuous."

"I want to see you cry to know you can. You already have my proof."

"Kidnapped, raped and strangled: He did it for love."

"Aw bless. Who cares?"

"Is love a sexual addiction euphemised into sweetness by terrible poetry?"

"I wikipedia'd 'boredom' and self-diagnosed my stance on you based on the results."

"I have unshakeable faith in the dream that if I make you sweat during sex then you'd ecstatically pronounce your love for me."

"Please come back."

"I don't want to be alone."

"I don't want you to represent the opposite of loneliness. Tunnel vision."

"I'd move on if my idealism would just go and die goddamn it."

"I wish we'd never met and I can't imagine life without you."

"I love you, you fucker."